May 10, 2005
Speaking of the Hype Machine

You're preaching to the choir brother, preaching to the choir.
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February 10, 2005
Only on eBay
- A REAL Man
" Mr. Lamb is an Old ex-worn out Motorcycle Racer, 59 and owns his own single-wide deluxe. He was previously on the market - but was pulled off the market temporarily - but is now "back on the market" for a thin, short, petite style woman between the ages of 40 and 55.
Bidding is off limits to all Ex-Wifes and other Ladies of the Night." - FINGER NAIL CLIPPINGS
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A PILE OF FINGER NAIL CLIPPINGS..........FROM 10 FINGERS AND 10 TOES..... - Forehead for Rent! PLUS More Ad Spaces!
"Rent my Forehead! **My bangs will be pulled back for your maximum exposure**" - My Thoughts and Ideas
"Interested in getting access to the thoughts and ideas of a creative and well-educated observer of society? What if you could take those musings and do anything you want with them? You could turn them into essays or term papers, post them in your blog, collect them in a book, or just use them as fuel for your own thinking.
I've had many potentially interested thoughts that I bothered to record. I make it a habit to write down new thoughts and observations. "
Dang ... selling my thoughts so that people can use them for their blogs. Now why didn't I think of that!
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February 01, 2005
Baton Music Meme
You can thank Mr. Kent for this one.
- What’s the total size of music files on your computer?
According to iTunes: 2380 songs, 6.2 days, 12.15 GB. Dang, I have to get working on that number. - What is the last CD you bought?
Travis - 12 Memories, a solid album but I prefer The Man Who - What is the last song you listened to before you read this post?
I Want You - Danko Jones - Name four songs that you listen to a lot or that mean a lot to you.
Sick of Myself - Matthew Sweet = One of my favourite songs of all time, a great get-up-and-go tune
Fade Into You - Mazzy Star = the song reminds me of a moment in time I hold very close to my heart
I Can Feel It - Sloan = I always imagine myself singing this to a girl in the middle of the night as she looks down on me from her balcony
Wonderwall - Oasis = This was the song that started my love affair with this band, one that is still growing strong - Which three people are you passing the baton on to and why?
Kristine because she'll probably want to blog it as well.
Liz because she might find it fun
Jason because he's probably looking for some content to post, ha!
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December 29, 2004
This and That
- Trillian 3.0 is out. My favourite all in one instant messenger client received a face lift on the front end and a tune-up for the back. So if you're using AIM, MSN, ICQ, or Yahoo Messenger, drop jeremiah newbie a line.
- Herman warns you against a dangerous cult known as the Al-gebra! I have fallen victim to their evil deeds before. Heed his warning less you become another variable caught in their web.
- What do you do when a project you've been working on for quite some time is canceled and you're left without a job? Why, you sneak into your old workplace and continue working on it of course. (For the life of me I can't remember who I got this link from; Forgiveness please)
- Lately my online game of choice is Counter-Strike: Source. It is slowly transitioning itself from a "hobby" to an "addiction". I bought a brand new mouse pad to improve my gameplay for Pete's Sake! Thankfully the knowledge that 12-13 year olds are kicking my arse keep my ego and playtime in check.
- Wedding bands are worn on the right or left ring finger? If I'm not mistaken it is the right hand ... right?
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December 16, 2004
Supersize Her
My oh my. The give boobs girl actually raised enough money for a breast enlargement procedure. Kudos to her for sticking to her guns,
... pun intended.
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December 09, 2004
Use it to send me cool music!
Dropload.com is something that I thought of years ago but could never work out all the little details to truly implement. Yes yes it sounds like I'm shooting the poop here but I swear it's true, scout's honour. I'll let them explain:
Dropload is a place for you to drop your files off and have them picked up by someone else at a later time. Recipients you specify are sent an email with instructions on how to download the file. Files are removed from the system after 7 days, regardless if they have been picked up or not. You can upload any type of file, mp3, movies, docs, pdfs, up to 100MB each! Recipients can be anyone with an email address
Perfect for passing MP3s, movie clips and that 100 page thesis complete with pie table appendices. Next time I'll tell you about how I thought of creating the Internets well before Al Gore invented them.
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November 13, 2004
I don't blame her
Maria's Adventures in Downtown Toronto is turning into Adventures in Horrible Dating. She has scrapped three from the bottom of the barrel and has asked you, the faithful reader, to pick which one is the worst of the worst. You can choose from:
- Rude guy doesn't even pay for his own dinner
- Hot salami sandwich provokes barfing in Little Italy
- Lavalife date that lasted a good four minutes
I'm leaning towards the "4 minute wonder" myself.
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September 19, 2004
Arrr!
Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
May ya blasted land lubbers have yeselves a fine Talk like a Pirate Day.
Arrr!
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September 04, 2004
E & G Music Factory!
Congratulations to Emma & Graig on getting engaged! I couldn't be happier for you crazy kids and I wish you only the best ... even if your cat still hates me.
But man the story of your rings simply takes the cake. I love it!
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August 11, 2004
Link mishmash
Why write when there are so many other people out there who do a better job then you?
- Anne received an unexpected surprise on her birthday. I don't think I could have remained as calm as her in that situation.
- Yes it is true, your blog can get you fired. Jenn sums up the dangers of mixing your work with your pleasure pretty well. Remember, the Internet has a long memory and anyone could search for your name in google.
- Now a days my engineering friends are blogging. JJ, Liz, Webster, Zaius, and Jenn, oh my. Watch out for posts about the Epsilon-Delta proof ... I'm kidding! Well, sorta.
In short: Mace is a bad birthday present; Do not blog about work; Engineers can blog-it with the best of them.
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June 22, 2004
This is about as political as this blog is going to get
Go play The Bush Game: The Anti-Bush Online Adventure Game. It is made by the same people that brought you The Emo Game you know and love.

They're in it. Darth Vader is in it. Heck Voltron is in it! What more do you need?!
[via Obey Your Thrust]
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June 20, 2004
It's funny because it's true.
"Ha ha," they seem to mock. "My personal weblog is perfectly validated, with no warnings or errors! Therefore, I am better than you."
To which I say, "Shut up, you have a LiveJournal."
Genie-us I say, sheer brilliance!
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June 09, 2004
That's why he's the Good Twin
All week my Good Twin has been featuring fellow bloggers on his photoblog. If you weren't keeping track I popped up earlier this week over here. Not the best photo in the world mind you but I blame the subject, not the photographer.
Kris also gets her time in the spotlight with this wonderful picture. It says volumes about her love for our little buggy friends.
Go on and ch-check it out. You know if I had that many photos of that many bloggers I'd use them as links to their websites instead of a list of names. Hmm ... a link gallery perhaps?
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May 25, 2004
Texting
Little known fact: You can send text messages to your friends for free! The only catch is that the receipient must subscribe to either the Bell or Rogers wireless networks. Both companies have online forms you can use at no cost to yourself. You can find the Bell one at
http://www.txt.bellmobility.ca/
and the Roger's form can be found at the not so elegant URL of
http://www.rogers.com/english/
wireless/sendpcs.html
Now you have no excuse not to message me via the Bell form. Well ... that is if you know my cell phone number. No internet stalkers please; Obsessive fixations over the internet are so 2003.
Update! Click the link below to see the rest.
Wootam! has pointed out that Telus also sports an online text message form. You can find that one at:
http://www.telusmobility.com/
sendamessage/sendamessage.shtml
Also after a bit of confusion on my part, Carla pointed out the Fido equivalent at:
http://www.fido.ca/portal/
home/quickMsg.jsp
That should cover all the major cellphone service providers in the GTA!
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May 19, 2004
Honourable Mentions
While Miss Kris was in town she made quite a splash on the local blogging community. Check out what some of them had to say about our adventures in the T-Dot.
- Carla writes about our first weekend at The Drake Hotel.
- Both Joey and Graig chime in with their reviews of the CBC Radio 3 Connect The Dots Show.
- Rannie took a few pictures of our walk through Kensington Market
- Our day trip to Niagra Falls shows up in Carla's blog as well. Rannie continues the photo trend with some pictures of the Butterfly Conservatory.
- Thursday's GTAB Gathering was photographed by the ever lovely Ms. Vang.
- A slice of what happened that night also appears on Joey's site. Keep reading for the follow discussion on why "men. are. pussies".
- Finally Carla sums up Kristine's last night in Toronto ... last night this trip that is.
Link-o-mainia!
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