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May 29, 2004

You can call me Ghost

If I could choose to have any super power it would be a two fold choice.

  1. translucent the ability to allow light and energy to pass through me and through any material I come in contact with to a maximum of twice my body mass. I could control this to a varying degree ranging from my normal state all the way to total invisibility. These are the plain old powers of the Invisible Man.
  2. insubstantial the ability to allow molecules to pass through me and through any material I come in contact with to a maximum of twice my body mass. Again I could control this to a varying degree ranging from being completely solid to being able to pass through walls. Think Shadowcat from the X-men.

Each power is independent of each other, i.e.: I could be invisible but still be able to hold things or I could pass through walls but other people could see me. Together they would give me the attributes of a Phantom which I could use to scare evildoers in their tracks ... or sneak away with top secret government documents.

And just to be fair I've also attached limitations on each ability.

I think those are reasonable (not to mention somewhat scientifically justified) special abilities to have. Yes I have put an awful lot of thought into them. It's funny where the geek mind wanders from time to time.

What would your super powers be?

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 10:35 AM | Comments (1)

May 27, 2004

I'm too sexy for this train.

There is a balance to everything.

Take Little Miss Too-Hot-For-School. She struts into the Go train just before me. Sporting a tiny leather jacket zipped up just enough to show off the cleavage she's exposing under her button up shirt. Tight pinstriped slacks cut off just above her slinky stiletto heels; Her bleached blonde hair kept in just the right way to accent the grey contacts in her eyes.

I would say she's attractive but not strikingly beautiful. The problem is she carries herself like god's gift to men.

I watch her survey the rest of the train with a downard glance. She is not impressed and lets the slight pout on her face show it. Before I could step in the doors she strides over to the side and takes the only free seat left. I am not impressed and I let the slight pout on my face show it. I'm left standing in the aisle while she plays around with her cell phone.

For pete sake pick a fricking ring tone already!

But like I said there is a balance to everything. In this story between the Beauty and the Bitch the balance strikes just as I reach my stop. As I exit the train and head for home I leave Little Miss Too-Hot-For-School fast asleep in her seat ....

... Snoring like a donkey in heat.

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 07:14 PM | Comments (4)

May 25, 2004

Texting

Little known fact: You can send text messages to your friends for free! The only catch is that the receipient must subscribe to either the Bell or Rogers wireless networks. Both companies have online forms you can use at no cost to yourself. You can find the Bell one at

http://www.txt.bellmobility.ca/

and the Roger's form can be found at the not so elegant URL of

http://www.rogers.com/english/
wireless/sendpcs.html

Now you have no excuse not to message me via the Bell form. Well ... that is if you know my cell phone number. No internet stalkers please; Obsessive fixations over the internet are so 2003.

Update! Click the link below to see the rest.

Wootam! has pointed out that Telus also sports an online text message form. You can find that one at:

http://www.telusmobility.com/
sendamessage/sendamessage.shtml

Also after a bit of confusion on my part, Carla pointed out the Fido equivalent at:

http://www.fido.ca/portal/
home/quickMsg.jsp

That should cover all the major cellphone service providers in the GTA!

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 08:27 PM | Comments (8)

May 22, 2004

Return of the Self-Proclaimed Rock Star!

A true conversation that took place last night between Liz, Jason and yours truly. The scene: We were walking down John Street when we Liz noticed a flyer for 25dates.com.

Liz: Hey 25dates.com!
Jeremy: I thought you wanted to try that out.
Liz: I did but Jason won't go with me. Hey do you want to go?
Jeremy: Well I sort of can't go to those kind of things anymore.
Liz: Boo!
Jeremy:... but I suppose I could go just to watch your back.
Liz: Exactly! You don't have to say yes to anybody you meet there.
Jeremy: True ... but I can only break so many hearts in one night.
Jason: Oh gawd *keels over and gags*

He knows its true.

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 07:10 PM | Comments (3)

May 19, 2004

Honourable Mentions

While Miss Kris was in town she made quite a splash on the local blogging community. Check out what some of them had to say about our adventures in the T-Dot.

Link-o-mainia!

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 07:55 PM | Comments (1)

May 17, 2004

To The Movers Go The Spoils

When Toast and Marmalade needed help moving to their new apartment, the usual gang was quick to take action. While Graig, Rannie and Jay were there to do most of the heavy lifting, Emma and I managed to arrive for dinner, butter tarts and moral support.

I'd still like to think I managed to help in my own little way, and as a small reward I walked away with a set of Advanced Dungeon & Dragons books! Someone just equipped himself with a +5 Tome of Geekness and is simply loving it!

Graig also lent me his Supercade book "A visual history of the videogame age 1971-1984". Between this book and the previous ones I've got a reading list to make any self respecting Metrogeek giggle like a little school girl.

Watch me giggle! *tee-hee-hee*

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 11:46 PM | Comments (5)

May 15, 2004

Post Vacation Validation

kandj.GIFThanks for the vacation Kris, it was super spectacular! About the only thing wrong with you visit was that it had to end. That could be said about any holiday but in all honesty it is the truth.

There are stories to tell and pictures to see, but that will have to wait for another time. Right now I'm just trying to remember how to get back into the normal swing of things. How did I ever carry my cell phone around without Kris's boom box purse?!

.... It's always better on holidays.

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 07:50 PM | Comments (4)

May 06, 2004

Los Angeles I'm Yours ...

In less then 24 hours I'll be picking up Kristine at the airport.

Wow.

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May 05, 2004

Man cannot live off of paypal paid purchases alone!

Online cartoons have the best merchandise. Take the 1337 hoodie over at little gamers. My willpower alone is keeping me from whipping out a credit card and buying it right now.

I won't even get into the several shirts at Diesel Sweeties. Take a look at both pages there and I guarantee you'll pick out one to call your very own.

What brought on this sudden influx of webcomic products? Spotting good old Andrew sporting a Strong Bad T-shirt in the latest Angel episode. Watch out! Before you know it you'll be seeing 3vil l33t shirts on the OC.

Posted by jeremiahnewbie at 11:20 PM | Comments (1)

May 01, 2004

Sherwood Praise

Can we all agree that Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is one of the best movies of all time? It was one of the greatest movies of the early 90's. It is certainly the best rendition of the Robin Hood story on film, including Rocket Robin Hood from back in the day!

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